Fuck Yeah Goth Humour

glacierism:

**wears all black in 100+ degree weather** 

(via noteventheshittesturlisleft)

Hey guys.

Queue’s running out. 

There’s 400 of you lovely followers.

I am currently very stressed regarding exams.

Submissions appreciated.

Thanks. 

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

(via whistlinginpurgatory)

barackfuckingobama:

Are you sure

Are you positive 

Yes. 

(via the-gay-angel-has-the-blue-box)

dancingupastorm:

Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will inevitably kill most of my friends and family to occur because I think it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb to death in the worst way possible as civilization burns around me.” 

(via zombiegirl121)

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

(via ladynicklebottoms)